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Oh, god, please welcome into your arms our good friend Justin, come to join his late wife, Amaia, who by now will have surely have forgiven him for setting that overflowing flagon on her head just that one time too many, and, lord, here’s hoping for his sake her teeth are still as rotten and her ears are just as ample as they ever were.

That's okay, son... there, there... let it out, man, let it go... that's right, we're all right there with you...
 

Please see Marla in HR, if you’ll be needing to schedule approved time off to see a grief counselor, or Maggie at the front desk for the details on the funeral time and location, if you’d like to attend or send your condolences.  The Styckey family will, of course, be providing a floral arrangement.
 
Or, if you’d rather, you can pitch in to our contribution, sending a donation in his honor to his favorite charity, the Save Our Socks Foundation… I think he’d like that very much.  This is one reputable organization that really does not receive enough media attention, which is doing above and beyond the call of duty to care for abused socks worldwide.  You’ve no idea the torture these poor garments are made to endure at the hands of their owners.  Justin enlightened me one Happy Hour with the tale of how he’d been awakened to their turmoil after a particularly educational conversation he’d had with an athletic sock on the eve of a blind date, who was a bit distressed over its role in the event.  These unfortunate articles are separated from their families and their mates, often lost in the wash, forced into the most noxious airless working conditions, rolled up, tied up, even safety-pinned, and you don’t even want to know the darker side of the locations they’re expected to be housed at times.  The dryer is often their only hope of escape, and SOS works with volunteers globally to help smuggle them to a safe haven, where they may live freely, and repurpose their existence, so they may have more fulfilled lives. 

Yes, our Justin was a true philanthropist, a man to be admired, amazed by, and deeply respected by all who knew him, and all whose wives, er, lives, he touched.
 
So, if you’ll please join with me now, folks...
let’s bow our heads together in a moment of silence from all of us at Styckey Panties for our dear friend and coworker, Justin Case, the Rep Rob ate.

LJ Idol | Season 6 • Week 8 - Topic: REPROBATE
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