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So, there I am sitting at my office, minding my own business, getting some work done, where I generally barely remember that my IM is on, and this random stranger pings me with the sensationally beguiling opener, "Wanna #_@%?"

To which, quite naturally I responded, "But of course! How fortuitous... I was just hoping to drop everything in my life right now for an afternoon quickie with a complete unknown. Tell you what, I know of a steamy gas station bathroom at a truckstop 28 miles outside of civilization just a touch offroad out of view from the highway... I'll be the one with the hockey mask and the machete."

His reply? "Great! Just give me 20 minutes!"


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Mar. 30th, 2011 09:15 pm (UTC)
*chuckle* That sounds like it might have been some kind of automated troll.

Great response.
Mar. 30th, 2011 11:14 pm (UTC)
But then you never showed up! How was I to know you were kidding?
Mar. 30th, 2011 11:30 pm (UTC)
Mar. 30th, 2011 11:16 pm (UTC)
That is hilarious. And awful.
Mar. 30th, 2011 11:30 pm (UTC)
Yes... hilariously awful!
Mar. 31st, 2011 04:21 am (UTC)
That is absolutely hilarious. And disturbing. But extra points to you for the witty reply!! I'd probably just ignore it.
Apr. 16th, 2014 06:58 am (UTC)
(Blood gushing from numerous near fatal machete wounds)

Doesn't matter (GASP).....thought I was going to have sex.

Edited at 2014-04-16 06:58 am (UTC)
Apr. 16th, 2014 01:32 pm (UTC)
For all you know, you still might be... perhaps I'm just an extreme fetishist!
Apr. 16th, 2014 12:58 pm (UTC)
Did he or she show up wearing a William Shatner mask and a kitchen knife? Because that would have been awesome--and, thanks to Rule 34, the subject of many slash fics.
Apr. 16th, 2014 01:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, man, talk about kinky! Could we make it a threesome with a shredded faced dude wearing a fishing hat, a ripped striped sweater, and scissor gloves?
Apr. 17th, 2014 03:59 am (UTC)
Well, if you replace the knives on the gloves with... something else... then you have porn.
Apr. 22nd, 2014 03:52 pm (UTC)
Oh, now you have me excited!
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