A Karmic Sandbox (karmasoup) wrote,
A Karmic Sandbox
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Really?

So, there I am sitting at my office, minding my own business, getting some work done, where I generally barely remember that my IM is on, and this random stranger pings me with the sensationally beguiling opener, "Wanna #_@%?"

To which, quite naturally I responded, "But of course! How fortuitous... I was just hoping to drop everything in my life right now for an afternoon quickie with a complete unknown. Tell you what, I know of a steamy gas station bathroom at a truckstop 28 miles outside of civilization just a touch offroad out of view from the highway... I'll be the one with the hockey mask and the machete."

His reply? "Great! Just give me 20 minutes!"
Tags: daily grind, dumbass, inept segue, irl, kms
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